Beat the Monday blues with laughter! 😂 Check out 30+ super short and funny Monday motivation quotes to lighten up your workday. From coffee struggles to surviving till Friday, these one-liners are perfect for a quick pick-me-up!
“Monday again? Who approved this?”
“Mondays are proof we survived last week.”
“New week, same coffee addiction.”
“Keep calm—it’s only five days till Friday.”
“Monday is just a mini obstacle to Friday.”
“Coffee first, adulting second.”
“Smile! It confuses the Monday vibes.”
“Mondays wouldn’t be so bad without the work part.”
“Survive Monday and you’re 20% done with the week!”
“Let’s fake productivity until Friday.”
“Another Monday, another chance to daydream at your desk.”
“Monday: The day to blame on everything.”
“Start the week strong… or at least caffeinated.”
“Mondays are just Fridays in disguise—bad ones.”
“Conquer Monday like a boss—an unmotivated boss.”
“Let’s pretend to be productive today!”
“Monday: Reset your ‘Pretending I Care’ mode.”
“Mondays are for regretting weekend choices.”
“Wake me up when it’s Friday!”
“Mondays are just pre-Tuesdays.”
“New week, same deadlines. Let’s go!”
“Mondays: When even coffee needs coffee.”
“Fake it till it’s Friday.”
“Monday: Let the multitasking games begin.”
“Motivation? Still buffering…”
“Your boss believes in you… sort of.”
“The goal today? Look busy!”
“Monday: Time to earn your weekend again.”
“Don’t let Monday dull your sparkle!”
“Happy Monday! You’ve got this… probably.”
“Mondays are like diets—hard to start and easy to quit.”
“Let’s make Monday slightly less terrible!”
“Remember, Monday is a state of mind… a tired mind.”
