| Daughters: little princesses, big drama queens, and the eternal main characters in mom’s sitcom. |
“Raising my daughter is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”
“My daughter asked me where she got her attitude from. I told her it’s a combination of me and her dad. She wasn’t thrilled.”
“I thought I was the boss, but my daughter reminds me daily that she’s the CEO of this house.”
“Behind every great daughter is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s doing it wrong but somehow nailing it anyway.”
“Having a daughter is like having a tiny best friend… who steals your clothes, your makeup, and your sanity.”
“My daughter is proof that my patience isn’t infinite, but my love is.”
“They say daughters are a blessing, but they forgot to mention they also come with endless drama, glitter, and opinions.”
“My daughter has a smart mouth, a sassy attitude, and way too much energy. She must have learned it from her dad… Definitely not me.”
“Daughters: they grow up fast, but not fast enough when you’re waiting for them to clean their room.”
“The best thing about my daughter is her sense of humor. She got it from me, obviously.”
“My daughter is like a tornado in glitter form—beautiful, mesmerizing, and leaves chaos everywhere she goes.”
“The day my daughter was born, I thought, ‘Finally, someone to boss around!’ Little did I know she’d be the boss of me.”
“Having a daughter means having a built-in fashion critic who thinks you’re always one decade behind.”
“My daughter keeps me grounded… mainly because she’s always asking me for money.”
“Daughters are great—they borrow your clothes, your makeup, and your sanity, but somehow they make your life complete.”
“I asked my daughter to do one chore, and she acted like I asked her to move mountains. Drama queen much?”
“Raising a daughter is like living in a reality TV show—there’s drama, laughter, and plot twists every day.”
“My daughter tells me she’s independent but still expects me to know where all her lost socks are.”
“If I had a dollar for every time my daughter rolled her eyes at me, I’d retire by now.”
“I may be her mom, but my daughter has mastered the art of turning every argument into a TED Talk.”
